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Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Your inappropriateness has no boundaries. I like that shit.

...also your passion over the importance of the Oxford comma. <3

If only there truly was a man with impeccable spelling and correct grammar usage.

Lets hope you don't get her fashion sense too! Saggy, wrinkly, boobs (no matter how tan they are) are just not cute nor appropriate to be hanging out! Especially when you're 40+ years old, with a Farrah Fawcett mullet style haircut, and you talk like you're deaf....just sayinggggg

"Telling a woman to calm down when she is drunk will work as well as baptizing a cat." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

No, Darling, I didn't just fart, I blew you a kiss with my bottom. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Dear forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's

Funny!! No kidding

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

It's amazing how much more attractive you are when I'm ovulating.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You had me at 'Lets go to Disney World'. My husband proposed to me on our second date (the day after our first date) standing in line for tix at Disney World. We have been married almost 27 years AWWWWW!

My boyfriend and me in a nutshell.... sad.

eCards - Telling a woman to calm down when she's drunk works about as well as baptizing a cat.

Pms humor

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm sorry I was a hateful, foul mouthed, binge eating maniac this week. But now that I've got my period, hold me & tell me I'm pretty.

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sometimes I wonder if I ever cross your mind, then I laugh at myself for even wondering if I do.. of course I do, I'm the shit.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sometimes I wonder if I ever cross your mind, then I laugh at myself for even wondering if I do. of course I do, I'm the shit.

Your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you.`

Your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you. So True, or enough to make me hide your post!

Douchebag

Funny Breakup Ecard: Well its a pity your mother din't teach you how to treat a woman. Fortunately for me, mine taught me how to treat a douchebag.

I try to keep an open mind about everything except grammar, spelling, and punctuation.

I try to keep an open mind about everything except grammar, spelling, and punctuation. My curse for being a teacher my ultimate pet peeve!

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