Realizing that 90% of motherhood is spent locating someone's missing crap.

Realizing that 90% of motherhood is spent locating someone's missing crap.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

I would like this for the women who always seem to be able to find negative...glue up bitches your negativity needs to stop ;)

I would like this for the women who always seem to be able to find negative...glue up bitches your negativity needs to stop ;)

This is how I feel almost all of the time.

This is how I feel almost all of the time.

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