Your husband will always be your biggest & oldest child that requires the most adult supervision.

Your husband will always be your biggest & oldest child that requires the most adult supervision.

Thought this was hilarious!  When I hear cursive I think about those sexy Ks!

Thought this was hilarious! When I hear cursive I think about those sexy Ks!

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say "you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say "you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

If I got paid by the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the house, I could retire next week.

Do you know what I hear when you speak? 'Drama, drama, drama, I'm a selfish bitch, drama, drama, drama.'

Do you know what I hear when you speak? 'Drama, drama, drama, I'm a selfish bitch, drama, drama, drama.'

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

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