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I don't hate valentines day but I also wouldn't be opposed to bacon as a gift! Can't say it would be the first time!
I saw this, and I had to try. Now I'm a little sorry I did. "This large, otherworldly entity appears to be an attractive female human with six arms -- at least from her head to her waist." - Description of a maralith from Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual, Core Rulebook III v.3.5....