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  • Stefani Campbell

    hahaha so true in my life

  • Desi Kat

    hahaha so true... i am not a morning person at all!

  • Thea Walsh

    true love and jealous whores


    my alarm clock is a jealous whore

  • Jackie Christopher

    My life ....true story

  • WFB

    Funny quotes & signs about love from the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for lots more funny stuff

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That before pic is EXACTLY how I feel before my first cup!!! LOL! ROUGH!

So true..especially when you are forced to get up at 5:30 in the morning -__-

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This is me. I need to name my alarms like this.