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I hate it when people say "everything happens for a reason"...no shite, it's called life. That's what life is, a series of happenings.

Darn right I'm a Bitter Infertile! - Page 42

When you say everything happens for a reason, dont be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

every time

Lowering the music when looking for a street address so I can see better.yeah, not sure why I do this. But, I do 😀

25 E-Cards That We Can All Relate To

I would settle for why I am not completely wrong or to solely blame

My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm.

sadly for some this is true. Join the three dimensional people! Live outside the Internet! Some live on there to escape who they really are in person, seeing as most of the "online friends" don't know the horrible individual they are in real life.

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

so me.lol "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Sad but true!

The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked 'What's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin' . LOL that is so true !

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning?

Grumpy Pants

Well, aren't we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning? Sometimes in the morning this is me!

@Lina Norona - ohhh... this is funny for a couple reasons....

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

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