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Troy taught the kids this!!!!! Seriously! They think the ice cream truck is always out of ice cream!

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Proud Supporter Of Messy Hair And Sweatpants

Proud Supporter Of Messy Hair And Sweatpants- This is me today.... I had to work but they will just have to deal with it.

Honey, you can't go around saying bad words. But the fact that you say them in the right context makes Mommy proud. And, honestly, that really DID taste like shit.

Helpful tip: If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name I pray, Amen'.