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    OMG, I used to say this to myself when I was married to my ex-husband.


    It's true! Can't sleep all night and never more tired than when it's time to get up!

    If you have one

    Life is better when you can share it with a friend that has the same sick, twisted personality as yourself.

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    So long, fucktard. | Ecard

    ...........idiots.. ignoramus .... idjits.....imbeciles.


    Excuse the language but this is SO GREAT

    #blunt card

    So true....

    You could try just not being an asshole!!! Novel idea


    How much douche could a douchebag douche if a douchebag could bag douche?

    Blah Blah Blah, I'm a giant douche bag

    YUP. And NO I don't care what weird stuff you've been using as cream since 1973 because you look like mrs doubtfire on your best day

    keep good notes

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    This is so true. Life is much easier and happier to live and enjoy without them.

    my special super power ...

    Funny Pictures, Videos and MEMES

    You've been warned. Hahaha!!!