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Dull women have immaculate houses. And, honey, I come from a long line of fascinating women.


Funny Confession Ecard: Dull women have immaculate houses. And, honey, I come from a long line of fascinating women.

True friends crop Facebook pics

Real Friends crop photos :) So true!

Ijs is altijd goed

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!


I can never keep a house plant alive.

According to my Pinterest boards I should be a 300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts.

300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts

I wish! by jeanie

I wish! by jeanie

facebook- crazy how people do this all the time. I can imagine it only makes a situation worse!

Funny passive aggressive face book quote, some ecards

I know!

So true :)

The Future

Gotta love the Snuggie. :) oh, the Snuggie! The wrong number Snuggie texter has forever made me chuckle at the very mention of the infamous Snuggie.

E cards

We're awesome and pretty

3/5/14 . . . company is coming - time to clean house! Those woodland animals would really come in handy.

I dont care Disney lied to us about Prince Charming I'm more upset about forest creators unwillingness to clean house.


Be careful in that tanning bed, or I will starting telling u that u have been dorito raped

How to Make a Vacation Kind of Feel Like a Vacation

You know you're a mom when going shopping at Target by yourself feels like a vacation and going on a family vacation feels like work. Vacations with the kids are so fun, but a lot of work too!

Ahaha....wait a minute, why am I laughing?

love me some honey boo boo & sugar bear.

50 shades

10 teething remedies that work

13 Hilariously Funny eCards - My Life and Kids

13 Hilariously Funny eCards

Funny Confession Ecard: If you see me running, call the police.