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Instead of sick days they should be called 'I hate my f**king job and would rather be dead than go in today' days.

You need to eat a snickers because you are acting like a fucking asshole.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We been looking for you since Monday!

How I feel when someone tells me to stop worrying about not having a baby yet, or my personal favorite: "just relax"

haha... what if I just knit while I wait for the hot firefighters to show up? :)

We should get a raise for every week we make it through without slapping the stupid out of every fucktard we have to deal with. | Workplace Ecard

Funny Confession Ecard: I have such an awesome coworker. She made my day today: she didn't show up for work. So mindful... I don't have to deal with her today.