The kind of notes I leave for my kids :)
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I spend 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. if you mess it up... I will cut you. Love, Mom hahahahha...so funny
I absolutely love this!!!!!!!! I had a sign in my laundry room....a little prettier than this that read "Dear Children, don't even think of setting anything on the new washer and dryer, or I will hunt you down and beat you like a donkey. Love Always, Mother"
I would never be responsible for a sign like this b/c I rarely spend 1.5 hours cleaning anything! I just love the Bon Qui Qui humor!!!
I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. If you mess it up... I will cut you <3 Mom HA! I need to make signs like this!!
Channeling her inner Bon Qui Qui. Pretty sure I will write this exact same thing one day to my kids.
bahahaha totally heard "I will CUT you" in Bon Qui Qui's voice. Yesssss.
i will cut you @Sarah Stephens bon qui qui musta cleaned
You might be a 90's kid, if...
If you're a 90s kid, CHECK THIS OUT!! Oh so true ... Man I miss the 90s.... Life was sooo much better!
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If you're a 90s kid, CHECK THIS OUT!! EPIC! Coolest thing ever just was dying laughing this is all so true
Back in the day - growing up in the 90s. I usually hate these but all of these are just so true!!
90s kid I am! (more so than 80s child since most of my childhood was in the 90s)
Love being born in the 80"s and growing up in the 90's.
Back in the good ol day - growing up in the 90s
my childhood in a nutshell. #90skid
90s kid! Childhood memory again :)
Yep i was a 90`s kid too =)
So my mom!
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Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! For more lessons my Mom taught me check out this blog post: http://ibtbook.blogspot.ca/2010/09/valuable-life-lessons-my-mother-taught.html
Things Our Mothers Taught Us ...my mother must have been an excellent teacher because she covered every item on the list...and then some. Thanks Mom!
Things Our Mothers Taught Us - this is so funny!!!! Hard to read but worth it, lol!
Things Our Mothers Taught Us. This is so true and so funny
Things Our Mothers Taught Us... So funny!! But so true!!
Things Our Mothers Taught Us...So true in my case!!!
Things our Mothers Taught Us - So true. So funny :D
i"ve heard every one and say every one to my kids!
Mother' s Day
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Screaming no longer fazes me. I now only get up for children at the sound of broken glass or the smell of smoke.
How you can tell someone is a new paren, not a parent at all, or is way to over protective. They do not understand this.
hahahaha...and sadly true @Rachel Stricklin this is how i am now hahahaha
Very true. In fact I can't even hear other children screaming.
I love it when new parents get this point too.
Ahh motherhood ;) @Sara Heimann Jensen
LOL this so sounds like my house!
Story of my life.
:) haha so true
Washing instructions Clothes Label says Or give it to your mother She knows how to do it. washing clothes in college away form mom,
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So true! @Martha Hamilton I guess when you become a mom you just automatically know how to do things huh?
*Sniff* so true! How I miss my Mom. She was such a help in the homemaking department!
@Rebecca Kasbaum--ha ha so true!!Washing instructions, labels, mom
This is my life as a college student! Mother always knows best!
this is my life....good thing i have an awesome mom!
funny thing is...my mom usually ruined my clothes
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This is so funny - this is something that my Mother would say to me. Haha.
Hahaha reminds me of my mom saying "my laptop doesn't have google"
You don't run the google? HAHA i can see my mom saying this!!
I can totally see my Mom saying this (a few years ago)
Could totally see mom texting this to my brother
The Google Logoツ #Humor #Funny #Text_Message
Haha! Funny funny website
Stop changing Google.
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Haha this definitely explains how I feel about Walmart...especially on the weekends.
Too funny! I hate Walmart on the weekends, I want to push everyone out of my way!
good one. I dont have kids, but this makes me laugh. Lol
I know this feeling, lol. Same can go for the BX.
*snort* Yes, hate Walmart on the weekends. :P
haha so true!! i love this!
ha true story!
I say this all the time!!!! for you Roshon Nordlund!!! LOL
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truth...especially where my children are concerned!
My children have yet to figure this out ...
I will tell my teenagers this all the time
Haha. This one made me giggle for sure!
I tell my children that ALL the time!!!
hahaha jesus...my life to a T this week
MY LIFE IN AN ECARD
9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother!~!~! true that
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9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother. - ecard meme - Humor me - Random Funnies
ha. just cracked me up. Fortunately not the case with my children!
In my childrens case, they definitely got that shit from me...
In the case of my children, that would be 10 times out of 10!
And this is true in my children's cases, of course.
I know this is true in my children's case.
Completely true in my children's case
or 100% in my children's case!!!
Wooden Sign act like a turd funny saying by WickedlyUnique on Etsy, $5.00 I need this. Makes me giggle
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YES! NEED THIS!!! @Courtney Baker Wall Wood Signs - Funny Signs - If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard!
Funny Signs - If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard! Would it be bad if I said this to my two year old?
YES! Mom used to say this to me all the time! hahaha! That and "Do you know what we do with turds? We flush them down the toilet." @Courtney Wall Wood Signs - Funny Signs - If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard
Funny Signs - If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard! I want this for my house!
I'll have to remember this for when we have kids but I'm afraid the yards gunna fill up fast.
Funny! If you see the kids in the yard you know what happened. lol
OMG, so funny!! but please lay in someone else's yard!
Ew, but funny! stuff-that-made-me-laugh
were going to need to use this one day.
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My mother in law is great and has never said anything about me and how I raise my kids just thought this was so funny!
Okay! So this quote doesn't exactly apply to me. My mother in law has never criticized but it is really true in some cases!!
Okay! So this quote doesn't exactly apply to me. My husband is pretty damn perfect, so if my mother in law wants to give me advice....I'll take it! But it was still funny.
I am only posting this because my mother-in-law doesnt have a pinterest account. She really is a great mother-in-law but sometimes this is appropriate. Too Freaking Funny!!!!
That's funny! My mother in law claims (in a joking manner) that I ruined her son. She says "he never did that when he was w/me" I say-"yeah right"! LOL
He he this is funny, even though it doesn't pertain to me! I have the best husband and mother-in-law!
I get along fine with my mother in law, but I know several women who this applies to. LOL!
I don't feel this way toward my mother in law, but this is freakin' genius!
Parenting. You're doing it right.
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This mom deserves a medal! Surprised my parents didn't think of something like this lol
This mom deserves a medal! hahaha. I will have to remember this in the future!
Mom Deserves A Medal - every parent with more than one child should own one!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is so funny! I will remember this when the boys are older
This mom deserves a medal! Every parent with 2 or more children need this!
hahahaha good idea i'll have to remember this when H are older!
HAHAHA funny stuff I should have done this with my boys
This mom deserves a medal! hahaha. Kiddos
So Funny!!! Such a good idea!!!
This is NOT true in my house....Riley can go and stick his hand in a mountain of stuff and come out with what he wanted. I struggle to find my keys on a daily basis
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True Story... My kids loose everything and they ask me and I always find it then they laugh and say "I'm silly mommy"
haha. so true. i just remember as kids "if i come up there and find it you're gonna be in trouble"
Very True!! More Lost, Quote, Funny Stuff, So True, Truths, Kids, House, True Stories, Mom Nothing is really lost until Mom cant find it. True Story This is what my kids know as truth. For I am mom, the finder of lost things. Nothing is really lost until Mom cant find it. This is so true in our house! Too funny! And so true. #true #truth #lost #mom Nothing is really lost, until your Mom cant find it. #quotes #mom funny stuff
True story.....happens in my house everyday with the kids AND husband!!!
Nothing is really lost until your mom can´t find it.
For my kids who know this is sooo true.
True story!...so so true
You know it´s true
True Story Kids!
See I have a valid reason to keep my room cluttered :)
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yeah thats totally why my rooms messy......lol for a safety purposes @Marianne Thomas
Pahaha! My daughters room. I almost die every time I walk in there!
yeah thats totally why my rooms messy......lol for a safety purpose
Is this why my kids had messy rooms as children? Lol
ha...could apply to my house sometimes too...
Art sounds logical to me.... funny-stuff
For my messy girls!
Just enough . . . :)
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Totally my parenting philosophy. I already feel bad for my future children. LOL
I should have told my children this as they were growing up LOL
Parenting 101. This is to both my children... I love you both!
this is what my future children have to look forward to.
This sums up my parenting style perfectly!
LOL - my children would agree with this ;)
parenting philosophy :) // @Rachel Schelb
My parenting philosophy in a nutshell!
Funny stuff :)
The most important thing your mom could ever send you: | 28 Texts From 2014 That Will Make You Laugh Every Time
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This mom spotting one of the rarest sights in the world: | The 32 Funniest Text Messages Of All Time
The most important thing your mom could ever send you: | 28 Texts From 2014 That Will Make You Laugh Every Time More funny things: www.funiest-stuff.com
This mom spotting one of the rarest sights in the world: | The 32 Funniest Text Messages Of All Time the scarier thing is this is the time I was born
The luckiest woman ever. | 26 Mom Texts That Are Actually Hilarious
The 32 Funniest Text Messages Of All Time
My mom texted this to me during. Class 😂
Funny mom text
Always wondered how I was going to approach this in the future... now I know!
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hahahahahah now I know how to have this conversation with my future kid(s). # Bad things can happen to your junk.
If parents were more open like this with their teens, I think wed see a lot less teen pregnancy and fewer STDs. funny-stuff
Mom advice: Bad things can happen to your junk, and that shit never goes away. Must remember this for Jackson! Lol
Mom advice: Bad things can happen to your junk, and that shit never goes away. This will be me in a few years haha
Mom advice: Bad things can happen to your junk, and that shit never goes away. (Keeping this for when the kids hit high school.)
Mom advice: Bad things can happen to your junk, and that shit never goes away... So doing this to all of my kids when the time is right, LOL
Always wondered how I was going to approach this in the future... now I know!-- parenting win lol
Awesome mom. :)
For my boys :)
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Don't confuse my desire for a clean house as a desire to clean up after you. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
TRUTH! Don't confuse my desire for a clean house as a desire to clean up after you (note to kids and self).
TRUTH!!!>>>Don't confuse my desire for a clean house as a desire to clean up after you. So true!
Funny Family Ecard: Don't confuse my desire for a clean house as a desire to clean up after you.
Don;t confuse my desire for a clean house as a desire to clean up after you
Truth!! The story of my life....
So true. Story of my life.
true story! end quote!!
The Hunger Games Quote
To the guys out there, do you ever joke with your friends about how difficult women can be sometimes? And for all the women, do you ever wish you could give your guy a "hint" without being too direct? Here's the answer we came up with. A whimsical arrangement based on relationships and all those subtle hints that go into the, "Battle of the Sexes"
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So true... funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com/humor-for-women/
Hahaha. See, we give second chances. Sometimes. When we are feeling nice.
True story... L- pondjumper
Bahahaha... true story
this is a true story
True story... L-
This is my life.