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Too funny! And so true
Amen! To this one! Live my life by this quote! Thanks dad!
Agreed. Kenzie.read this.
Nice try though. (Must remember this with certain people.)
Nice try #quotes #funny #thelifeofabartender
I think I do this every day. I seriously should just get up when this happens so I don't feel and look like the last picture.
LVC people would know and understand this..I've never had doors held for me for more than 30 seconds anywhere but there.
I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda-psychotic-maybe-we-should-call-the-authorities" mom.
Whatever did we do with ourselves before our lives became so Pinteresting?
I do so many things well, none of which generate income.
A man's day off is 'his day off' A woman's day off is time to catch up with the housework....
Sometimes I look at my bathroom floors and counters and think 'How am I not bald ?'
Ain't that the truth?! May I add, "We'll suddenly need to go pee too?!" #mummydeals.org #funny #lol
Everytime/...Today Natalie McKeon and Annie were conspiring against me.
Actually I do this more with emails; write the reply but forget to send so it just sits in the Drafts until I try to find it in Sent :-/
They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. At this point, my dear, I should be able to bench-press a Buick.