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A bad day at Disney beats a good day anywhere else.

I've known a few people in my time, shoot. I am a few people in my time lol

I don't want any of my hard-earned money going to that whore in FL :/

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

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Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. Just kidding.

Funny Confession Ecard: I really don't have a problem with her, as long as she doesn't talk to me, look at me, or is anywhere near me...and I don't see or hear her name.

pretty much for some people in my life.

I wonder if Team USA will try lighting their opening ceremony costumes on fire this year. // Yes! That would be EPIC!!! As if I needed another reason to love the Olympics :)

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Just admit it, all any woman wants in life is to do Christian Grey-ish things to the entire cast of Magic Mike.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

bahahaha sadly yes

Dear Naps, I'm sorry I was so mean to you in kindergarten.

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I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

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yep exactly how I felt today. Yelled at two for sitting there waiting for to come. and wrote one up. Yep I think I may lose my mind at this freaking place

Never have truer words been written!

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts. Actually I do hold grudges.

I HATE when that happens! ! Even worse, If It's in my car & they Have the nerve to tURN it DOWN!  Like damn.

You're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal - so true

One of those rare occasions when I actually did LOL!

Is the Election over yet? Asked Pooh. It's still September, said Piglet.

Winnie the Pooh, and gangsta Piglet.

"What day is today" asked Pooh "it's the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground." squeaked Piglet "My favorite day." said Pooh.

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Funny pictures about This Close To Losing It. Oh, and cool pics about This Close To Losing It. Also, This Close To Losing It photos.

NORWICH MAMAS!! Anyone up for an impromptu mama lunch date tomorrow? I've broken my phone and need to go and cry at the geniuses and hope that someone can fix it. It would be super nice to turn a tedious task of travelling with a toddler into a nice lunch date where the kids can run wild and we can drink all the wine (because if you can't partake in day drinking when you're having a bad week when can you?). I've tagged a couple of mamas I know are Norwichians (that's a word right?) but my…

If I had to rate my stress I'd say I'm pretty close to 2007 Britney Spears

Bad Managers don't listen to their employees, because it makes them feel insecure when they find that employees are smarter than themselves

Free, Workplace Ecard: Bad Managers don't listen to their employees, because it makes them feel insecure when they find that employees are smarter than themselves