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Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Technically, it's a dialect, there's a difference. And fo real, once you start you can't stop.

so I have an american accent and I never shut up, but I'd talk even more with a british. I'd never stop if I had an Irish accent.

Don't promise, agree to, say or do anything if you have no plans to follow thru!  People are frustrating!

For those bad days.I have no words to describe this day. I do, however, have a ton of obscene gestures.

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100 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes of All Time! (21)

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word

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

Word! :D

raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.or raisin cheesecake.or raisin cannoli.

Exactly!

That Moment

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

Sometimes you just gotta swear  ): /

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

Every stinking time!

My career plans were much more exciting when I was I wanted to be a mermaid.

Bed Quotes And Sayings. QuotesGram

Funny pictures about I'm in love with my bed. Oh, and cool pics about I'm in love with my bed. Also, I'm in love with my bed photos.

so true. ... damn black hole. ..

Heading into Target. See you in about a hundrend fifty bucks.

They forgot 12:34 and driving through tunnels while holding your breath

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, shooting stars, and birthday candles.

Childhood Memories •~• I miss being a kid.

I miss being a kid.running around, laughing a lot, and someone else was in charge of my hair. "Hate doing my Hair!

Bitchcraft

"Bitchcraft - The art of pissing people off while smiling sweetly." - nailed it! I may be the master

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