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Self-Stirring Mug, Weirdest Inventions Ever

Toilet Shaped Mug... umm, drinking brown liquid ??

You thought it only existed in cartoons. You were wrong. Now you can look awake even when you are asleep.

Dog Restrainer If you're not trying to cut your dog in half, you have no business using this device. What's wrong with a good, old-fashioned leash?

Baby Cage Does your baby take up too much space? Is it too stinky? Thankfully, there's this baby cage that allows you to suspend it out your window!...who would buy this?

Cigarette Rain Guard Because sometimes it's raining so hard that even your cigarette needs an umbrella.

Ponytails are so passé. The best way to keep your hair out of your noodles

Face Protectors for Snow Storms For all of those times when a hat isn't enough to keep you warm, you can look like one of those creepy monsters from Beetlejuice?

Neck Cleaner "Five-year-old Tim Gregory wears, under protest, a brush that cleans a child's neck without the use of soap and water in Los Angeles, Calif., Jan. 12, 1950. The plastic collar brush will dry-clean the youngster's neck thoroughly as he plays. The brush was developed by the Los Angeles Brush Corp. at a mother's suggestion." What ever happened to a good old fashioned bath?