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my dad used to say he was just resting his eyeballs...
story of my life ;) kidding
This is sooo true...I can have complete conversations in movie quotes but can't seem to do 6th grade math...haha
My life, in summary. Apparently I am way more successful than I originally thought!
Honey, can you pick up Pizza? I've been busy pinning nutritious recipes for our family all day.
omg, omg, omg, this is something i have actually decided for myself! that and hygiene...I SWEAR
Congratulations on successfully performing a basic task of life which the rest of the world performs daily and without expectation of praise.
My diet can best be described as, 'unchaperoned child at a birthday party.'
What I lack in skinniness I make up for in awesomeness.
Hell is a place where two cars drive under the speed limit parallel to each other.
Sound familiar? It's no surprise that 98% of dieters fail. So what are the successful 2% doing?
Camping is fun if you like to pretend you're homeless.