Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, today's the day I punch someone square in the throat.

hahahah can't stop laughing. Pretty much.everyday that I go to work.

You ask your husband to do the dishes, he suddenly has to poop..Hahahaha!

You ask your husband to do the dishes, he suddenly has to poop. Ask them anything and they suddenly have to poop.

There was a certain festival that I woke up from the next day and was covered in bruises. Later on I found out why....lol....girls night!

Izzy, do you remember the first year all the bruises we had on our arms from catching Laura?

Funny Confession Ecard: I really don't have a problem with her, as long as she doesn't talk to me, look at me, or is anywhere near me...and I don't see or hear her name.

Oh I am glad this other people think this about a few people as well hahaha this was good! - You can NOT tell me there is not at least one person you feel this way about right ;

#funny #humor #inappropriate

ecard // again I am in public and cannot respond appropriately to our conversation // friends

Teehee hubby's ex! I swear Satan is her father...

This could be an anti-pick up line. Like, he gives you the "did it hurt? when u fell from heaven" bullshit line and you could retaliate with a "did it hurt?" "When u came up out of the ground from hell.

I laughed way too hard at this, I gues having a teething/sick 2 year old has finally cracked me! haha

only if my patience wasn't so thin! I'll pretty much be nonexistent lol

Funny Workplace Ecard: If they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here.

Good think I work in advertising where it's socially acceptable to drink at work. LOLOL Funny Workplace Ecard: If they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here.

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. OR IN SPITE OF LOSING MY JOB!

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