The Defibrillator Toaster, puns:  -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!"  -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!"  -Hes bread, Jim.  -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast!   -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti

The Defibrillator Toaster, puns: -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!" -Hes bread, Jim. -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti

Okay, so it's not harry potter vs twilight, but {Peter pan is a billion times better then twilight. @Emily Schoenfeld Simmerock I know you're loving this @Abby Christine Silva Peter wasn't even that creepy about it. He just wanted to hear stories, not creep on girls roughly 90 years younger than him. Also, yes, loving this.

Okay, so it's not harry potter vs twilight, but {Peter pan is a billion times better then twilight. @Emily Schoenfeld Simmerock I know you're loving this @Abby Christine Silva Peter wasn't even that creepy about it. He just wanted to hear stories, not creep on girls roughly 90 years younger than him. Also, yes, loving this.

Someone get him a medal. I wish I knew about the popcorn hoodie years ago!

Someone get him a medal. I wish I knew about the popcorn hoodie years ago!

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