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Muffin top:) This makes me laugh.
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shhhh.... i eat carbs :-)
WHY can't PINTEREST be my job? I'm so good at it. @ Heidi McCracken
Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!
The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low cut blouse.
Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.
If only I could show some pins to people at literally any given second to show them how stupid they are... This would be one of the most frequently used
Just Let It In<<<<I did, we're having tea now<<<<< It wants me back, I told it no. I already replaced it with another. XD
Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I Googled 'Who Gives a Shit?' My name wasn't in the search results.
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