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Need this bit of Mitch comedy in the laundry room.
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i can't help it, it's still funny!!!
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It's so wrong that I think this is so funny. Probably one of the best knock knock jokes of all time. :P
omg.. I can't stop laughing... I don't know why I think this is so funny, but tears are rolling down my face at this very moment!
I can't stop laughing right now! SO stinkin' funny! Poor, poor Sally!
My cousins favorite joke...and still makes me giggle.
why is this so funny? I don't know but I'm giggling.
Can't. Stop. Laughing. Anti-Joke chicken is funny.
this is so terrible but so so funny. Antijokes!
LOL! Poor sally...that is so funny!
Ah, funny stuff
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Mitch Hedberg Miss him! He was so funny...kinda looked like Kurt Cobain....so sad he's gone but his one liners live on!!
LOL....I miss Mitch Hedberg! He was one of my favorite comedians...
Mitch Hedberg. RIP. So funny.. Not here long enough
RIP Mitch Hedberg. the duck bit ALWAYS makes me lol.
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and the princess didn't have her heart broken by a man who couldn't keep his dick to himself for more than five seconds because she was smart enough to say no to the pretty face that was hiding the vile creature behind it. And she had all the time in the world to then pursue her own interests and be the person she was meant to be, reveling in her identity and fulfilling her aspirations fully. She spent as much time as she wanted with the best girlfriends who always built her up and cared about what she was saying rather than pretending to listen and hoping she was soon done. And she hand selected the finest young men to keep her company (and then sent them on her way when she was bored with them) and she read books and made beautiful art and sun bathed and nobody ever left the fucking toilet seat up or made her have to drag their feelings out of them like driving nails into brick because they were such poor communicators that she just wanted to scream into infinity in those miserable moments of complete relationship hell when she would rather be twirling through the living room, singing her favorite song at top volume. She didn't have to share the remote or watch any sports she didn't want to, and she only got foot rubs with her pedicures and nobody expected her to have sex with them just for doing it. She smiled every day because she wanted to, not because she was pretending she was happy, and nobody needed her to fetch them a beer or make their food first so that by the time she ate hers it was cold. She played with lady bugs and stopped to smell the flowers every day. Her friends and family thought she was fucking awesome because she was able to live her life to her full potential instead of for some loser who resented her for not wanting him to drink jack daniels every fucking night. And she never had to sleep in the goddamned wet spot.
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girl version: once upon a time, a prince had commitment issues. the princess was over it and lived happily ever after, doing whatever she wanted, staying out all night, meeting handsome princes from all over the world, drinking wine and eating cheese and not worrying about the prince giving her shit for it, living in a clean castle with no pubic hair or lingering man-fart smells. THE END.
and the princess didn't have her heart broken by a man who couldn't keep his dick to himself for more than five seconds because she was smart enough to say no to the pretty face that was hiding the vile creature behind it. And she had all the time in the world to then pursue her own interests and be the person she was meant to be, reveling in her identity and fulfilling her aspirations fully. She spent as much time as she wanted with the best girlfriends who always built her up and cared abou...
Funny... I like the princess version better but this is pretty funny too
hahaha sounds like happy ever after to me.
A man's version of "happily ever after" :)
Now that's a fairy tale.
A true fairytale.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. Mitch Hedberg
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I hate turtlenecks!
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This is EXACTLY how I feel about turtlenecks! LOL Mitch Hedberg one liners immortalized in wood.
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-Mitch Hedberg- soo true, I hate turtle necks!
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Mitch Hedberg,,,that guy was so funny
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Lol every time...
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I don't know why I find this so funny, I can't stop laughing! 'Fudge clump from God's own dessert tray'
Fudge clump from God's own dessert tray. I've never heard anything more true than this
Fudge clump from God's own dessert tray. Never has a description been more accurate.
Dat fudge clump aka the only reason to eat these ice cream cones.
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"From Gods own dessert tray" LMAO. So true.
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...or asking for prayers and not saying what the heck is wrong. PET PEEVE.
Hahahahaha this is one of my biggest pet peeves
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A pet peeve of mine!
Ugh my pet peeve lol
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A MITCH HEDBERG QUOTE!!! No one knows of him anymore and hes arguably my favorite comedian ever. This made my day.
A new perspective on wearing "turtlenecks" ~ it's like being strangled by a weak guy, all day long. Haa ~ quite true! •/(｡◕_◕｡)\•
My reason for not wearing turtlenecks, "I hate that almost being choked feeling."
hilarious.....not sure why this is so funny!!!
WHICH IS WHY I NEVER WEAR THESE FREAKY THINGS.
And this is why I can't wear turtlenecks..
True! Can't stand turtlenecks.
hilarious- I hate turtlenecks
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Sean Connery: "I'll take anal bum cover for one thousand........" Alex Trebec: "That's an album cover."
Sean Connery: "I'll take the Penis Mightier for $500" Alex Trebec: "That's the Pen IS Mightier!" Sean Connery: "I'll take anal bum cover for one thousand........" Alex Trebec: "That's an album cover."
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Celebrity Jeopardy is my favorite SNL skit! :D
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"Rice is great if you´re really hungry and want to eat 2000 of something"
Haha after My bad experiences with rice, this makes me laugh.
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I laughed too hard at this... It's not even funny!
this man had SO MANY great quotes! miss him!
If you wanna eat 2000 of something...
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This drives me crazy when its on the wrong way! someone actually spent the time to spell it out for everyone hahaha
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Finally it's explained in black and white. end of story. OH my Gooooooodness... so true!!!!!!!!!!! This is one of my pet peeves... (when it's done wrong)
Biggest pet peeve is when the toilet paper is facing the wrong way! Finally someone understands me!!!!!
My biggest pet peeve is people not knowing how to put toilet paper on!! You may have noticed me changing it at your houses....
one of my biggest pet peeves EVERRRRR! To all of you who went to camp: you know how much this irritated me...
I hate when people have the toilet paper roll on upside down! One of my biggest pet peeves!
Pure Truth. Amen! One of my pet peeves is when someone reloads the TP the wrong way!! GRR
For shits and giggles.
Want to know why there are toys in every room in our house? Here's why.
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Someecards Kids Cleaning Up..LOL so true!
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Omgosh this is so true cause everyone knows I hate math @Ansley Hollingsworth* @Rebecca-Joy Winchester we even made a song that's y in the middle of class we r singing the national anthem 😂😂😂😂
Don't judge a book by its cover...even though my math books never had pictures, this is GREAT.
don't judge a book by its cover....can we judge math books?
haha so true. Don't judge a book by its cover.
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It's so true lol I sadly have said this many times
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