I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Back in my day, you knew who your real friends were. Cause they would rank you, in order of importance, on MySpace.

Back in my day, you knew who your real friends were. Cause they would rank you, in order of importance, on MySpace.

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their   feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!

This cracks me up AND makes me think I'm probably old. LOL At least my vagina is covered though.

This cracks me up AND makes me think I'm probably old. LOL At least my vagina is covered though.

Don't cry over spilled milk. Unless it's breastmilk, in which case, cry a lot.

Don't cry over spilled milk. Unless it's breastmilk, in which case, cry a lot.

Ha ha ha! For half the freakin people that know me! Lol don't try to tell me the decisions I'm making are gonna ruin my life when you turn right around and do the exact same thing. You have no right to give me any advice!

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