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A to the MEN on this!!!! Dress for the size you are, not the size you THINK you are. PLEASE. I beg of you...
personally i like them to be at the knee....no shorter than the top of the knee, and no, age is not a factor here.
S'pose someone should have shown this to "Miss Bend Over In This Skirt and See The Back Of My Neck But Only Once Your Eyes Are Drawn Away From My Nasty Cellulite Thighs" that we saw in Ocean Prime tonight...
Yep! And at least 4 below your hoohoo, cellulite or no cellulite! (I prefer more like 8--10, but I am stodgy)
Negative. The proper length of your skirt is wherever the hell you want it to be, because cellulite is *okay*.
I heard someone didn't get the memo!!!!! But maybe a maxi skirt would be better with all those stretch marks down behind your knees sweetheart. ;)
The proper skirt length is at least two inches below your cellulite. @ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi0wMjNiMDhlYTdjYTQ0YWJj
Previous pinner says "Word" onto her Hilarious board. Because slut-shaming is apparently progress. 😒
The proper skirt length is at least two inches below your cellulite. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com
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#27 Oh! So True! SOMETIMES WHEN SOMETHING BOTHERS ME I CANT HAVE A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP! #QUOTE #SLEEP #BRAIN
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself. This is the story of way too many nights at my house!
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself. (This is me on a nightly basis.)
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself. #truth #nighttime #cantsleep
i want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself... Hate those nights.
When I want to sleep funny night quote - this is SOOO true
Me. Everyday. #quotes #sayings #funny #sleep #nightowl
When I want to sleep funny night quote
Quote, Truth, Living Room, My Life, Front Doors, Messy House, So True
I need this in my living room or on my front door, so when people come in, they are prepared, not shocked.
Isn't that the truth!!! I need this as a sign on my front door for folks who complain!
So true. I've noticed that everyone who minds a messy house does not have their own.
I NEED THIS SIGN!!!! For the front door. And the back door. And all doors within.
True! I want to make this into a sign and put it by my front door!
I need this sign on the front door of my house right now!
.ha ha so true, i need this framed at my front door
So true! Be a good quote to put on the wall
So true to my life
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Please join our new community Viva La Vida www.facebook.com/vivalavidalifestyle life, inspiration, quote, words, beautiful stories, arts, photos Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
Everyone comes with baggage. Find somebody who loves you enough to help you unpack. #wisdom #quotes.
I saw this quote floating around on Facebook and thought it would make a cute card. Most everyone has some type of baggage. Suitcases from: Cajoline-Scrap Background from: ItKuPiLLi
Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack. (7/31/2013) Quotes: Sayings: Love (CTS)
Everyone comes with baggage . Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack . #love #relationships #inspirations #quotes
#inspirations #quotes the people who are a always there when you need to talk or have a question are the ones that help you through your biggest points in your life! With these people and The Lord you will be able to stand up to the enemy and say look at all The Lord has done in my life i am not losing my fight to you!! I'm going to keep thanking The Lord for what he has done for me in my life!!❤️❤️❤️
#baggage #truth #hope #friendship #real #amen #truethat #justsaying #quotes #honesty
everyone comes with baggage. #quote #life #baggage #love #help #inspiration
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oh goodness this is so true! then the outfit just sits there waiting for its "special occasion" lol My thoughts EXACTLY!
I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day. #quotes But seriously, I know this is a joke...I have this fear.
I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day # Shoe quotes
so true, so true ... irrational fear of wasting a good outfit ... funny fashion comment
MY LIFE | "I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day"
story of my life. just a good laugh, cause it's so true!
Omg, so true, so true!! Story of my life lol!
So true... story of my life........
TRUTH. Every day of my life
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"not every girl wants to be in a relationship. some just want good company, a guy to vibe with, converse with & laugh with. not in a rush. start off simple, and let the rest find itself. having someone to talk to and feeling comfortable around them is quite beautiful, and it's a good feeling" --so true
I'm quite content with my life right now, I'm not saying no serious relationship ever, I just don't want to rush. Friendship first, genuine caring for the other person and who they are, respect, trustworthiness. All those things take time to build.
so true. not every girl wants to be in a relationship. just a guy to share moments with, without all the seriousness.
Think of my sister. She is so strong and happy just being herself. She refuses to settle down and lives her life to the fullest each day. She stays busy with college and work and of course her hanging out time. She is a 24 year old BOMBSHELL that is content with just the way her life is. No kids or husband to answer to. It is all about her and that makes her even more special. I love YOU RENE My little SISSY!
Not every girl wants to be in a relationship!... thought of my daughter when I read this :)
Not every girl wants to be in a relationship! Things to tell my daughter.
not every girl wants to be in a relationship. My thoughts exactly.
"Not every girl wants a relationship..." #truth on Twitpic
not every girl wants to be in a relationship. #quote
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my mom bought it for me for xmas back in '05 because she thought it would resonate something in me and i can relate Turned out to be fiction, but it still is one of the best... "A Million little pieces" by james frey
One of my favorite quotes. "Sometimes skulls are thick. Sometimes hearts are vacant. Sometimes words don't work." ~ James Frey
"Sometimes skulls are thick. Sometimes hearts are vacant. Sometimes words don't work." ~ James Frey
I <3 James Frey. Sometimes this quote is about myself. Except for the heart being vacant part.
#Sometimes #Quotes #JamesFrey ::)
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Love Your Self. Period. More inspiration on: www.facebook.com/EssencetoSuccess #quote #inspiration #awakening #EssencetoSuccess
10 Steps To A Positive Body Image | Nourished Existence
Life is better when you love yourself FIRST
Daily motivation (25 photos) - da-mo-7
#recover Instagram photos | Websta
Daily motivation (25 photos)
Love yourself <3
Inspirational words :)
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When a door closes...knock the fucking door down!!
Not what I believe but it's shockingly funny.
excuse the language, but i love this!!!
Excuse the language, but yeah, exactly.
.Don't fucking close the door on me!
Knock The Fucking Door Down...
Inspirational words :) funny
how i live...
Idea, Quotes, Happy, Kids Room, Baby, Inspirational
you are my sunshine...I use to sing this to all my babies when they were little...would make a great gift for each of them when they get a house of their own!
One of our favorite songs. He even gave me a stuffed bear that sings this song when we were in high school.
my dad used to sing this to me all the time as a kid. I'd love to put this in one of the kids room
you make me happy when skies are gray. my mom used to sing this to me every night before bed.
Inspirational words; from you are my sunshine which is the song I always sing to my babies:)
my favorite song to sing to my girls when they were little!
Inspirational words for a kids room.
incorporate quotes in a picture wall
cool idea to put on a picture wall
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's.
Sayings, Work, Life, Stuff, Quotes, Doubt Mumble, Funny
it could get you out of a jam. ;) - works everytime.. The air traffic controllers understand everything you mean to say somehow.. ::head scratch:: HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's. 55his.com/shop/when-in-doubt-mumble // funny...but don't follow this advise...always mean what you say, and say what you mean, and know what you want to say
most people just say, don't talk to yourself and walk out of the room... it's like, I'm talking to myself working out my own thing....
When In Doubt Mumble This is true. When asked "how old are you?" I say "plenty-five" kinda fast
When In Doubt Mumble from 55 Hi's. 55his.com/shop/when-in-doubt-mumble #doubt #funny #giggles
Quote(s) of the week - 21/07/2014 55 Hi’s | http://55his.com 55 Hi’s was started in 2010 by Ross Moody as a simple means of spreading inspiring quotes and quirky ideas. It has since spiraled out of control—in the best way possible—into an online greetings collective, of sorts. A destination for graphic goodness, tasteful typography, and artful alliteration. At 55 Hi’s, sincere life lessons are laid delicately onto handmade french paper where they frolic joyfully, ...
(Tiene derechos) When In Doubt, Mumble by Fifty Five Hi's | #quote #funny #amusing #type
.made me laugh out loud!!!
Funny Stuff ;)
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bonus: “A strong passion for any object will ensure success, for the desire of the end will point out the means.” – William Hazlitt == “I learned this, at least, by my experiment: that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he had imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.” – Henry David Thoreau
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." - Henry David Thoreau
#quotes #motivation #inspiring #dreams #positive #life #live Wear Positive, Feel Positive www.livin3.com
Chase Dreams. Tap to see more iPhone Quote Wallpapers - @mobile9 #quotes #typography #beautiful
dont follow your dreams chase them #anappealingplan #TheCreativHive #inspiration #quotes
Don't follow your dreams; chase them. #Typography #Inspirational #LifeQuote #Quote
"Don't follow your dreams; chase them." #inspiration #quote #typography
Don't follow your dreams; chase them. #typography #quotes #inspiration
Chase 'em I say!
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"She turned her can’ts in to cans and her dreams into plans…" The She book celebrates all the women in our lives. Mother, daughter, sister, or wife. Student, teacher, customer, or friend. Who are the special women in your life—the ones who care, laugh, lead and make a difference for everyone around them? Inspire, celebrate, and thank them with the She book. / She... Book / live-inspired.com
"she turned her cants into cans and her dreams into plans" #beautiful #words #bohemian #boho #quotes #inspiration
She turned her cants into cans, and her dreams into plans #PictureQuotes, #Dreams, #Plans If you like it ♥Share it♥ with your friends. View more #quotes on http://quotes-lover.com/
she turned her cant's into cans and her dreams into plans.... Love this saying as it reminds me of when my Grandma Louise told me "Can't isn't in the dictionary."
Inspirational quote. You can do it too. #dreams #plans #positive #atitude #life #quote http://www.nutrimetics.com.au/products
Inspirational quote. You can do it too. #dreams #plans #positive #atitude #life #quote
Take Control of Your Life "she turned her cants into cans, and dreams into plans."
"She turned her can'ts into cans and her dreams into plans." Inspirational quotes.
turn my dreams into plans - I live by this saying
Top 25 Inspirational Quotes Of The Week
People Awaken, Inspiration, Quotes, Truth, Thought, So True, The Beast
Top 25 Inspirational Quotes Of The Week more funny pics on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yourfunnypics101 SO TRUE DAMN
Now if this isn't the truth, Why is this so true? I am a strong happy woman and life goes wonderfully for me, but certain people bring out the worst in me.
And you, dear, awakened the beast of all beasts. I've named this wide-eyed beast Athena: Goddess of wisdom, courage, inspiration, civilization, law and justice, strategic warfare, mathematics, & strength.
Try to surround yourself with different people and see what they awaken in you. #motivationalquotes #inspirational #quotes #motivation
#positivethoughts Top 25 Inspirational Quotes Of The Week more funny pics on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yourfunnypics101 http://www.positivewordsthatstartwith.com/
(@xLetMeDiex) 3 am is not a good hour for me. For most, it awakens their creativity when they are supposed to be sound asleep. For me, it brings out my raw emotions. It makes me grieve the losses I have felt. I mourn the ones I have no idea are even dead. My thoughts run wild with the things that I have done wrong in my life. I believe I suffer during that day, but 3 am is painful touture. I have the urgency to scream, but I mustn't wake the others. The painful silence of 3 am...
Life quote - I am convinced that different people awaken different beasts in you
Quote | Words to live by
Have the courage to touch the butt.
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This is awesome. They just took Nemo and made it into a funny inspirational quote. Best pin ever!
Finding Nemo quote # Pin++ for Pinterest #
Finding Nemo quote!! Love, love, love!
The best finding nemo quote 💙
LOL!!! (Finding Nemo quote)
Finding Nemo quote lol
I pin because it makes me happy. Pinterest. Pinteresting, addiction, quote, citat, words.
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"I pin because it makes me happy." #quote #pinterest #pinning #purple
I #Pin Because It Makes Me Happy. #Pinterest #humor #quotes #lol
Inspirational Quotes Of The Day – 28 Pics