Visit site

Related Pins

I didn't know why my child had a middle name until he entered toddlerhood...

This is for you A & Z.....haha. I really need to frame this and give it to my two lovely angels as wedding gifts. hahaha

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. Its the like the dryer is procrastinating for me. more funny pics on facebook: www.facebook.com/...

Classy ladies sip on their wine... But ain't nobody got time for that!!! Bree Jones

I mean... I can only ASSUME that would suck... I wouldn't know. ;)

No matter how much you shop, after you wear a new outfit a few times your closet magically makes clothes old and not wearable...who in the fashion business put that idea in our heads? And why dont we just out naked. It wont cost anything and every man will notice you and every bitch will be hatin.

I feel bad for the kids I will have in the future, because when I become a parent, there is no way im killing the spiders they find in their room.

I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.

hahahahaha I remember cutting the crap out of my mouth after eating these as a kid!

Well, I'm 30 something but yes, this is true. Haha!

Click this image to browse lots more #Funny #humor pics & awesome #quotes! :)

The origin of cow licks... I once made the mistake of referencing cow licks to a group of Japanese ladies who had never heard the expression before or even met a cow. That was awkward. LOL