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    Funny Breakup Ecard: No bitch, I don't want your boyfriend, nobody wants your boyfriend that's why he's with you.

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    Yep.

    Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Thank you for talking about me all the time.. You've only proved to me and everyone else you're a crazy jealous bitch.

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    so true

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    If Always really wanted me to have a happy period, they would have invented tampons that vibrate... haha #ecards

    Yes, I know you're jealous. Not only can I cook, but I'm pretty enough to not feel the need to post slutty pictures on my facebook.

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    Today I don't feel like doing anything...except you - my husband. I'll do you!

    I'm not saying I hate her, but I hope she has diarrhea on a day she's wearing Spanx.

    Instagram for drunks

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    I would give you a nasty look... But I see you already have one.