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Funny Breakup Ecard: No bitch, I don't want your boyfriend, nobody wants your boyfriend that's why he's with you.

I'm not saying I hate her, but I hope she has diarrhea on a day she's wearing Spanx.

only your best friend understands that when you say "i saw my boyfriend today" you are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist

Amazing to think that you were once a helpless little baby, but now you are a giant helpless man. Funny ecard for wives!

I might have pinned this before but doing it again because it is so funny and I would love to say it to a few ex bfs :)

Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. lol

Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits.