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this is what i've been saying... everyone says red heads are crazy and likely to shoot you, but a brunette will sneak up behind you and slit your throat lol

soooo true. Always have plenty of shampoo and no conditioner.

Am I the only one? I even dream about it! hahaha.

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I'm never ready to do things at 8am, unless I absolutely must

He called it. OMG!!!!! THIS is SO TRUE!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha!

Good thing no one can read my mind…

.especially since it's always on accident. I have never looked at myself at 7 am, getting dressed for work, and thought "you know these teal underpants would go so well with my gray cardigan..."

I have selective OCD..... I haven't vacuumed in 2 weeks, but don't you dare get my silverware drawer out of order!