I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz.

I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz.

Difference between Women’s and Men’s cold....figured I have a lot of people to relate to this right now.

Difference between Women’s and Men’s cold....figured I have a lot of people to relate to this right now.

I hate it when my fat makes me look fat in these clothes. #someecards

I hate it when my fat makes me look fat in these clothes. #someecards

Yes, I know I'm the meanest mom in the world. They made me sign a contract before I could bring you home from the hospital.

Yes, I know I'm the meanest mom in the world. They made me sign a contract before I could bring you home from the hospital.

hahaha I say something to this effect every time I 'm with @Jacqueline Black and @Alisha Shannon

hahaha I say something to this effect every time I 'm with @Jacqueline Black and @Alisha Shannon

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