By the power vested in me I now pronounce you BLOCKED & DELETED....you may now kiss my ass!!!! | Farewell Ecard | someecards.com
By the power vested in me I now pronounce you BLOCKED & DELETED....you may now kiss my ass!!!! I've got to actually start doing this to certain people, but I personally don't give a shit that they're so fascinated with my life.:)
Funny Farewell Ecard: By the power vested in me I now pronounce you BLOCKED & DELETED....you may now kiss my ass!!!!
I don't know why I thought this was so funny but I did...oh well.
If some people would just take the hint...
That is some funny shit
Funny stuff! Score!
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I probably wouldn't kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my pets and children do.
I really can't keep house plants alive. I guess this is why!
THIS IS PERFECT FOR MY HOUSE! (no green thumb lives here)
my house plants need to learn to scream for water
My house is where houseplants go to die!
keeping house plants alive
My wife kills plants too.
Cashiers also hate when we ask, "Is that all for you." you respond yeah. and as the cashier tells you your total, you say oh I needed something else to. But you say it like we were suppose to read your mind.
"I hate it when cashiers ask, 'Will that be it for you?' Um no, I'd like all this invisible sh*t, too." Too funny. #humor #funny #shopping #sarcasm #ecards
hahahaha! exactly! BUT on the cashiers point! even when we ask that you STILL add to it when u say yep that is it!! lol.
I hate when cashiers ask, 'Will that be it for you?' Um no, I'd like all this invisible stuff, too.
This only made me laugh because, as a cashier, I ask this question all the time -____-
Oh I should say this to the cashier I go to all the time he would appreciate that!
This makes me mad... you just don't know if you have never been a cashier -.-
Short People Problem-so true:( Story of my life!
Sad but so true! Short girl problem quote.
story of my life. ShortPeopleProblem#176
haha this is so true- Story of my life
pretty much my life / short problems
Short People Problems-- so true!
SO TRUE!! Story of my life.....
Short People Problems #MYlife
All the time!
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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Stupid autocorrect. You always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.- Hahahaha!! Yep!
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Stupid autocorrect. You always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo.@Carrie Mcknelly Mcknelly Arthurs bwahahah!
Oh my gosh! Funny stuff!
I hate autocorrect.
My life story.
I don't know whether to put this under the 'My Life!' board or the 'Funny eCards'
(funny,funny stuff,lol,lolsotrue,true story,so true,i can relate,bitch)
Truth at its' finest :-). *giggling*
Not so funny when it's true...
lol oh god, all the time!
Just a sarcastic bitch.
Hahaha!!! Totally me
story of my life
Damn well said!
Yes!!! So true! Stop rewarding your child for mediocrity!
Their cant be winners without losers!!!!!!! GET OVER IT
Not everyone is a winner! Write that down!
So true..I hate participation ribbons lol
sad, funny, but SO true.....
So freaking true
Ha. true :D
hahaha...so funny! Wish I had this logic when attending college with a campus full I super-skinny girls!!! :)
Story of my life! Can't stand listening to girls talk about wanting a bigger chest. NO YOU DON'T. Two words: "Back pain"
Sorry, but I couldn't stop myself from repinning this. So funny and so applicable to me. LOL
OHMYGAWD!!!! literally peed myself...so funny!!!
I could NOT resist this... So funny!!!! Lol
This is the frickin' story of my life
Ha! Should be a Busty Girl Perk!
:) funny stuff sister!!
story of my LIFE lol
All the time.
This is so funny.... just saying.@Sandra Vanderbeck Heyrich Stowers Simmons this is so us!!! LOL
This is so funny.... just saying. I do this all the time! Haha
or you could just end it with "just saying, dumbass". LMAO
End a sentence with Just saying, offensive, ecards
omg so funny but not true all the time :)
This is so funny.... just saying.
just saying, dumbass
Haha! so true
story of my life haha
your e cards ~At this point in life, I love food, and my figure still loves me, but I'm going to get my booty moving because life isn't always that easy as the years pile on.
Started to pin this under funny stuff...but this truth is not funny!!!
never has an ecard summed up my life better.
Story of my life LOL I love food!!!
your e cards the story of my life!
Usually my love of food wins.
Yesss the story of my life!
fat girl problems
I thought two bottles meant one for my left hand and one for my right? True friends is FOUR bottles of wine!! :)
A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share... A best friend brings two. One for me and one for you! So true!!
Free, Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share... A best friend brings two. One for me and one for you!
My sister...my best friend!! #Sorority #ECard
I love my BFF cause this is so true!!!
Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more.
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more. LOL lm
lol I definitely just don't give a shit anymore
Lol, just kidding, I really don't give a shit!
Probably more of an I dont give a shit lol
This might be the story of my life
Ha story of my life
Haha! So true
Bahahaha. Totally. Hooray Peanut, Jäger & Sushi
dog quote, hahaha Kelsey this will be you!
For my sister and her fur babies
Bahahaha. Totally.= MY LIFE
My dog is my fur baby <3
so true lol