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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

I can relate...

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I suffer from ADCD: Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder. It's where you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to

Let me rephrase cause don't want to cause trouble. It was a repin I didn't write it I like the quote sorry if it offends you that's your own #guiltyconscience

Schack Martinez I thought of you as soon as I saw this one! :) Funny Friendship Ecard: You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up before you come over.

London Eye - I crossed this off my list in 2005 with one of my best friends in the world.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Bring on the warmer temperatures! Oh wait. I'm too fat for summer right now.

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I just live in my pajamas. I don't give a shit if you come over, but if you got a prob with my pj pants & uggs best stay at home kids! And these days, pj pants are as pretty as designer jeans!

It could cheer me up... - Click image to find more Humor Pinterest pins

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Last one for today, lol.

Just because I k now I could get more done if I got up earlier doesn't mean I have any intention of ever trying it - morning humor

Lol

Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!

18, but close enough.

weekend open post. What's on your mind?

I feel like a failure! I've been shopping for 20 years and I still don't have anything to wear. (Mainly because Eubanks takes all my clothes!

the best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have

Hahaha 😂 So true! That used to be a favorite past time for me and a friend at the gym: making up nicknames for people. Ya gotta do something to pass the time!

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