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Haha so true
Sarcasm at its best, true story.
hahaha. passive aggression at it's finest. get a life.
read the first part of this and thought it was going in a completely different direction...
Oh, you're sick of me posting my workouts on Facebook? Please don't let my positive moment interrupt your whining about your job & bragging about binge drinking!!!
I agree with this so much that my insides just burst...
....Or a log of your ailments or children's bowel movements.
Isn't this the truth! I don't remember anything anymore, cuz it's all on my iPhone! I'd be living under a stone w/o it =0]
Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life.
If you really want to get to know me don't stalk me on Facebook....just follow me on Pinterest. TRUE. TRUE. TRUE. (In fact ... I JUST told my husband ... if he really wanted to know all about me ... check out my PINTEREST boards.) Crazy, eh?
I paid attention to the construction signs and got in the correct lane. You ignored them for miles and now you want me to let you in. Not going to happen.
also true. how do people speak so much truth on e-cards?
Too bad you don't understand this until later in life or I would TOTALLY say this to my students!!!
I get scared when I have to sneeze while driving.
I HAD A STAPLER WITH A MAG IN IT AT MY DESK JOB. I FELT LIKE A BADASS. LOOK OUT INSURANCE QUOTES. IMMA STAPLE YOU!!!!