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My life is just a bunch of "it seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together. Almost too true to be funny :)

Friday the 13th

A friend asks if you'd like a little wine. A real friend asks if you'd like a little wine, then fills the glass to the rim.

a glass a day

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: They say a glass of wine a day is good for you. The bottle is glass, right?

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Unfortunately my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my chewing

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

Leftover wine

The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused.what is leftover wine?

This is so accurate

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I was totally unaware that they made one of these all about me! I feel so special!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

Yuck, I have almost broken my neck trying to flush with my foot.

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

Judging by the looks of your new girlfriend, my suspicions were true: you DO like men!

Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: Judging by the looks of your new girlfriend, my suspicions were true: you DO like men!

The run for your life challenge! Zombies accepted!

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

It's Not Called "Bitching". It's Called "Laying It ALL Out On A Platter For You In Case You Were Unaware". | Confession Ecard

When I say "I'd like to talk", what I really mean is "I'd like to completely blindside you & unleash weeks of pent up frustration & resentment until you understand my feelings." uh, yeah, pretty much.

Ahahahaha!!! yip - sounds like me!!!

The truth about Bikini Season.the truth of my life!

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