Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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I mean, really, math can't...


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Funny Friendship Ecard: When someone says 'STOP' I never know if its In the Name of Love, Hammer Time, or if I am supposed to collaberate and listen.

More like the LAW of Math! :) | #math #humor

Meh, it'll get done eventually. That's so me.

lol ... I know a few girls who feel the EXACT same way... #Funny fitness humor



...well it made me laugh.

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Lol Minion Math


bahaha this was me all the time with my crazy pregnant dreams!


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