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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over the internet.

The YUNiversity

I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me - Quote - Amen - Pet Peeve -

So this mommy, ain’t no morningperson at all. TO BE FAIR: I freaking hate mornings!!!! For me the day can start around 10 o’clock. I know for some of you the day is allready halfway the…

Childeren…

Aside from the language, this makes me laugh every time. Funny Baby Ecard: "You may think you're being cute by waking up at the ass crack of dawn, but just remember.one day you will be a teenager, and payback sucks.

So glad he hates you now as much as I do MANdy Dennis Smith of Buchanan Va! Quit fucking other women's husbands....go home to yours, remember him...Richard Brian Smith?! What does he think of you screwing married men?! Hope he finds out!!

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

Shenanigans are a must! @stefaniwaters ahahahahahah

Friendship Must Be Built On A Solid Foundation Of Alcohol, Sarcasm, Inappropriateness, & Shenanigans!

Sounds perfect! Throw in full benefits and $100k a year & I'll work over-time!

Perfect Job: Diet Coke AND coffee! With little to NO interaction with people and I don't actually have to work.

It's alright if you don't want any. More for me.

Funny Ecards: homemade with love. In other words, i licked the spoon and kept using it.

Vino baby

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

Everyday.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.

Because I, in fact, don't give a fuck!

It wasn't there

Haha! True.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

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