Sometimes I wonder if I ever cross your mind, then I laugh at myself for even wondering if I do.. of course I do, I'm the shit.

Sometimes I wonder if I ever cross your mind, then I laugh at myself for even wondering if I do.. of course I do, I'm the shit.

"Before you marry him, listen to him chew; if you can stand that noise the rest of your life, go ahead with the wedding. Trust me on this one."

"Before you marry him, listen to him chew; if you can stand that noise the rest of your life, go ahead with the wedding. Trust me on this one."

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

Just remember: Any bitch before me was a mistake & any bitch after me is a downgrade.

Just remember: Any bitch before me was a mistake & any bitch after me is a downgrade.

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

You are about one smart ass comment away from being my co-star on an episode of SNAPPED.

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