#Alcohol. Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad. #TRUTH

#Alcohol. Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad. #TRUTH

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life.

It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life.

There will always be men who make you hate them all. Until one day you meet one who doesn't. Just kidding, they all suck.

There will always be men who make you hate them all. Until one day you meet one who doesn't. Just kidding, they all suck.

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It's serious. I could name at least one person who should get this looked at!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

I said almost this exact thing to a student yesterday. They hate hearing that the world does not revolve around them... truth hurts, jerks.

I said almost this exact thing to a student yesterday. They hate hearing that the world does not revolve around them... truth hurts, jerks.

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