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I KNOW that's happens ALL THE TIME! "hello, is anyone there?" its as bad as when the teen girl goes in the closet. THEY'LL CORNER YOU IDIOT!!!

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I'm actually not made of wine, but the rest is me and I snorted so this works fine.

Very hard, considering the fact that the standard response to "You're pretty and I bought you this box of chocolate" is "NO I'M NOT, I'M FAT AND YOU'RE RUBBING IT IN MY FACE BY TAUNTING ME WITH CHOCOLATE! I HATE YOU, GO DIE IN A FIRE!"