It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

yup, pretty much how I feel about my exes

Me vs. Adele.

I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous  ...who's this fucking whore?

I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous..I won't get jealous ...who's this fucking whore?

haha for real!! i'm always sitting in my car going "oh no dont worry, i wasnt on my way somewhere before i saw you crossing the street"

haha for real!! i'm always sitting in my car going "oh no dont worry, i wasnt on my way somewhere before i saw you crossing the street"

Bahahaha. Thats great!! Cant stop laughing!!! plastic-smiles-p

Bahahaha. Thats great!! Cant stop laughing!!! plastic-smiles-p

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