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Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and let things go. And then sometimes you just have to throat punch a bitch to get your point across.

Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: Sometimes you have to be the bigger person and let things go. And then sometimes you just have to throat punch a bitch to get your point across.

Yep, that's me. I can't help it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

Lol

Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.this seriously makes me laugh cause it is so true!

I don't usually deal with Psycho, but when I do, I turn it down....*smirk

Lol sometimes you just gotta turn down your psycho for just a little bit. The psycho always comes back :)

However do you keep yourself from choking on the constant flow of bullshit coming out of your mouth? You are amazing!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: However do you keep yourself from choking on that constant flow of bullshit coming out of your mouth? You are amazing!

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Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. I don't mind hearing about the gym but this is still funny.

so true it's almost not funny...almost

I almost died laughing

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

Matching underwear and bra!

It's true. My mom always taught me to match my underwear with my outfit! I feel out of sorts if they don't match!

:) Who knew someone in this world could be so stupid to believe such a liar. But as my husband says, "it's not a lie if someone is so delusional as to believe their own bullshit." Jimmy's very insightful.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

Takes me back to a funny ass moment freshman year

Rottenecards - When you are making sure you are on the same page with someone, also be sure that you are in the same book and that all parties know how to read.

remember as far as anyone know we're a nice normal family. lol

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

Walk softly around me. My BS tolerance level for you is low today.

"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.