Reason # 17 that I DONT jog
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Yep that's why I don't jog.... Not that after thirty seconds I'd fall over and have a heart attack
i laughed... until i thought about how often i DO run in the woods...eek!
That's my thinking. I watch too much Law and Order!
Here I thought that only criminals ran!
@Alisa Ashton, I've had this thought...
Safety FIRST! Thats my motto!
Thank you Law and Order!
This made me giggle.
safety first lol
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why I don't run ... #ecards #funny #exercise #thighs #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on. Oh my god I cant stop laughing!
While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on. Fitness humor
Yep!! Lol....Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.
While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on....this seriously makes me laugh cause it is so true!!
Wow...now this is some funny stuff :)
E Card Thighs cheering me on. ..lol
Ohmygosh. That had me giggling :)
And I don't look good in orange....
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Truth. LOL. Its happened a time or 2 that I was given strength and needed bail money. Im good on jail time. I think I met my quota for my life time. lol
Lord give me patience... because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.
Give me patients, skip the strength-or I'll need bail money! Lol -Funny Ecard
If you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.
patience..... Haha so true!!
Funny stuff right there!!
So funny yet so true
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Don't underestimate me darling, I can go from Lady to Ghetto in 2.5 seconds. For my friend Andy Maz
Don't underestimate me darling,I can go from Lady to Ghetto in 2.5 seconds. @heatheryarbro
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Story of my LIFE. I go from lady to ghetto in 2.5 seconds
Don't underestimate me. So funny!
HAHA so true! :)
True dat! Ha!!
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Singing a song you don't know? Don't worry. That 15 second part you DO know is coming up...and you're gonna OWN that shit.
Singing a song you don't know? Don't worry. That 15 second part you DO know is coming up...and you're gonna OWN that shit. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
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You'd better believe it! :) Funny stuff!!
i just laughed out loud...haha so true
HA! Sing a Song... #humor #meme
This made me giggle alot!
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Truth! My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
I don't necessarily avoid eye contact but I am definitely an animal person.
funny quote animal say hello people avoid eye contact
Laughing, but this is so true...
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Haha I find everything out, and I do mean everything. The lame-ness of girls never ceases to amaze me! Thanks for the giggle ;)
The truth always prevails ... And girls are good at finding out the truth without even looking for it
It will happen. FOR MONI! girl ya know... :)
My children have yet to figure this out ...
Sherlock Holmes hahahaha
Find shit out ... E Card
MY LIFE IN AN ECARD
To my children...
Nutrition humor... #yesplease
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It's not that diabetes, heart disease, and obesity runs in your family. It's that no one runs in your family.
Sooooooo ignorant. Diabetes and heart disease DO run in my family. Other than having chronic pain, I'm a healthy 22 year old....with a heart problem. #DontBeAJudgementalAsshole
This is so funny to me, now that I started running 2 1/2 months ago.
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Runs & Family Motivation to exercise
Heart disease runs in my family. #healthyfail
so funny! And so true! Eat healthy!
The truth hurts
Ain't that the truth...it's probably a snake and I ran out of bullets! Lol
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Funny Sports Ecard: I don't run. And if you ever see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me.
I work out at least 3 times a week but I HATE running! Totally relatable!
Funny Sports Ecard: I don't run.
Seriously good advice.
Funny Sports Ecard
That is so funny
Haha! So true
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I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm out of shape and can't run for more than two minutes! C: Ecard humor funny laugh. #exercise
Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.
Went for a run...I'm out of shape . ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
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hahaha so true I love funny things that make me laugh.
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Not entirely true but it made me giggle
Funny quotes - I'm workin' on it
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Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.
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HELLO Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.THIS IS A JOHN LENNON QUOTE FYI!!!!
This should be on my grave stone!!!! Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
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I really like what this says Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
'The Time You Enjoy' "wasting" - is Not Wasted Time [emotional health, Mental Peace with your time spent]
I enjoy wasting time with you, but it really isn't wasted, because it brings me closer to you.
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'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal
The Time Canvas Print, Oliver Gal
Different Types of Music Stands - I almost NEVER change my pin descriptions, but I have to say that on this pin I will. But only for the sole purpose of explaining that I have actually laughed out loud at this pin.
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Different Types of Music Stands - YES!.... Oh good times in Band, I do switch stands around because one of those mentioned situations occurred. Our band room is full of leaners and the Hobbit stands get thrown to the flutes by the trumpets. All the good stand never leave percussion.
Different Types of Music Stands - Band geeks will remember. Also, another Pinner mentioned "your lap" as another one and I would have to say yep to that.
Different Kinds of Music Stands. Every childhood band geek gets this one. Music Stands are, apparently, the whipping boy of the band room... they take a LOT of abuse!
The Different Type Of Music Stands. YES! If you have been in band, you will laugh! :D omg had all of these in my band room
Different Types of Music Stands... I don't really use stands, but this is so true at Edison, lol.
Different Types of Music Stands - This is so true its not even funny.
Different Types of Music Stands. #bandgeek
Marching Band Funny Music Stands
How cute are these glasses? Sure to bring a smile, these will make a great gift for any occasion.
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paw dog print wine glasses I'm not drinking alone, the dog is home, Sure to bring a smile, these will make a great gift for any occasion!
How cute are these glasses? Sure to bring a smile, these will make a great gift for any occasion. My Big Day Events, Colorado: Wedding Planners, Party Planners, Event Extraordinaires! Loveland, Fort Collins, Windsor, Cheyenne, Mountains. http://www.mybigdaycompany.com/ #wine #gift #phrase
How cute are these glasses? Sure to bring a smile, these will make a great gift for any occasion! I might get this when I'm older....I'll drink grape juice instead of wine ;D
How cute are these glasses? Sure to bring a smile, these will make a great gift for any occasion! How can a drinking problem be cute?
How cute are these glasses? Sure to bring a smile, these will make a great gift for any occasion!
If you want to get technical. #CAWineClub #CWC #Winehumor #wine #winejokes
It's not really drinking alone if the dog is home. Funny wine humor
Great gift for military wife
I'll drink to that
For all the norts wearers out there.
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dude, that'd be sweet... my yoga pants ARE my favortie/most comfy clothes anyways. It'd be nice to have a ligit reason to wear them all the time.
yoga pants rockstar! ... Click this image for more #Fun & #quotes
yoga pants rockstar... @Kristen Haugh hahahah
HAHA! Love my yoga pants and running shorts
@Audrey Jarrett yoga pants rockstar
yoga pants rockstar. That is so me.
yoga pants rockstar... hahahah
workout clothes are so comfy!
So true! yoga pants rockstar
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If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot and laugh. ok? @Brittany Horton Patin.
If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot. | Sports Ecard | someecards.com
This is truth. - If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot.
So true! But I do run some of the time. Just walk more than run haha
Walking. #funny #humor #exercise #running #ecards
(giggle) truth! I'm a work in progress!!
Pretty much. Funny stuff Rachel!
Exercise ecard #run #jog #walk
Just a warning c(:
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I don't know about homicidal, but I do tell people to shut up or I just start the song all over again. :)
I laughed so hard I almost passed out from not breathing...this is so me. No talking during my songs people!
You're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal - so true
So true. Talk over it, and we'll listen to the whole thing again until you shut up.
truth! actually whenever you talk during my favorite song!!
Honestly so true... Don't talk during my favorite song.
Not cool! #music #funny #meme #ecards
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I have an eating disorder, I'm about to ear dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets
i have an eating disorder i'm about to eat dis order of fries dis order of wings and dis order of nuggets. @Kelly Martin and all on the drive back home- evidence, gone!
Eating disorder. this is so dumb but I cannot stop laughing about it. I keep reading it outloud and it keeps getting funnier!!
Dont use the image..but you could adapt the line to "We have an eating disorder. We're about to eat dis order of 5 Tuck Shop Pies"
Bahahahahahahaha #funny #hilarious #laughing #ecard #humor #joke
Bahahahahahahaha - eating disorder! Lol #humor #ecards #funny
#EatingDisorder #LOL! Dis order...
Too funny! Made me think of you Setta LaBach!!
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Thought I was the only one who thinks like this. It sucks when I feel cute and one relevant to my life is around to see it.
Funny Confession Ecard: I really wish I could see you today. Actually, I wish you could see me. I look super cute. Good hair day and fabulous shoes!
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Every girl knows this feeling.
Every girl feels this way!
This made me giggle lol
it happens haha