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Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex, or bacon.

Uhhh... Yep and then you waste time on Facebook and now on this crazy time-wasting site !!!

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

OH, DEAR. I REALLY OUT TO DO SOMETHING. BUT I AM ALREADY IN MY PAJAMAS -  by Neil Leonard

funny quote, hahaha the moment I get home from work on goes the pjs :)

There are a few people that I want to say this to.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Magic works every time.

My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on. Oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast. Pick up lines funny humor

Ha ha! So very true with my little girl! I know the nursery workers at church would attest to this!

Rocking a baby to sleep is actually a lot less like a Johnson & Johnson commercial and a lot more like wrestling a 20 lb bag of snakes. (SO true!

Sign  Love it!  I totally have that song on my ipod for running.

Pen stroke of genius: The street artists who make us laugh by poking fun at the signs that litter our lives

Haha remember it well

funny quote texting wasn't always easy you had to work for it you need an s you better click that 7 button four times

Love is a choice and not always an easy one, but Love always protects, trusts, hopes.

Everyone says that love hurts, but that's not true. but in reality, love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes us feel wonderful again. (Read the entire quote.

Absolutely. We irritate the crap out of each other, but it never lasts long. The secret is to learn how to say your sorry and mean it, and admit you are wrong and not continue to argue your point anyway. (I so hate to admit when I am wrong)

don't go for the guy who sucks up to you. Go for the guy who pisses you off on a daily basis and yet you still find yourself crazy in love with him.

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