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    I have the necessary koalafications. Your koalafications are completely irrelephant. Don't listen to him. He's lion. This arguing is becoming unbearable. Indeed, it's making my voice horse. Please horse. When do you ever say something smart? Don't worry, owl wait. Ouch! Hawkward! I'm out of here! You are all giraffing me crazy! Alpaca your things. Let minnow when you get there!

    the closest I'll ever get to playing a violin

    This is 100% true. The biggest fights in my two years of marriage have been over Steve Jackson's Munchkin Quest. I now record any "new house rules" on my iPad for future reference...

    Sorry if I've ever done this to you

    I...CAN'T...STOP...LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I would totally play this game

    My hair looks bad some days but NEVER as bad as that jackasses. Trump, I mean. Not the other one.

    LOL. I had one of those. I didn't know they could get that big! I mean the horseshoe crab, not the child. I have two of those and they are much bigger.

    He wins. The girl in this photo works with me and she says this happened like a year ago haha and he's now THE EX.

    Every time I read this I crack up. If fart jokes are no longer funny, you've become lame.