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I Don't Pretend To Be Anything I'm Not...Except Sober, I've Pretended To Be Sober A Few Times funny quotes quote jokes lol funny quote funny quotes funny sayings humor
The only thing I pretend to be is sober
Haha yes! #quotes #sayings #funny #humor #laugh
Girl.......It's hotter than Channing Tatum outside!!!!
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Hahaha! Damn you Texas heat!
channing tatum hot LOL
Girl.......It's hotter than Channing Tatum outside!!!! That sounds like the heat here in Texas. 😉
Texas summers. ☺️
"Die Moderne Frau von Heute -sauberes Haus- -gesundes Abendessen auf dem Tisch (zu Abendessenszeit)- -Fit, straff und gut frisiert- -arbeitet Vollzeit- -Wäsche gemacht und wegsortiert- -großartiges Sexleben- ... such dir zwei aus."
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Today's Modern Woman. Truth is we can't do it all.
Wow ~ This tells the true story of a Modern Woman ~ I did all this for over 18 years!
Modern Woman. So TRUE. I pick fit and well groomed. That's 2 right? Oh wait and great sex life...but that goes without saying!
SO TRUE! http://weightlosssurprise.org/weightloss-surprise/ Todays Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two. for-the-home #weightloss #health #weight loss
Because we are all Modern Woman, not Super Woman... :)
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So true. I swear you really find out who your "true" friends are when you go through the most trying times in your life. You learn who is really "there" for you when you need it most. Not just during the successful times of your life, but during the most difficult times. That's when it truly matters. Thanks to all my "friends" who continually ask how I'm doing or send a message or email just to let me know they are thinking about me and wishing me well. Those little things really matter.
I have so thought about you so much and this but here we go and I hope it doesn't push you even further away if that is possible. Just so I'm clear and just in case you ever do look again... The caption is Not for you you will always be in my heart! I know I went away I was feeling abandoned as a friend in my heart as you couldn't even say goodbye when I was so so so excited for your new adventure. Please don't ask or tell, not that I really expected you to anyway, but you went away first and its not the first time, not me. You so make me question the def of friendship with some but not all of your actions towards me and I wonder and don't believe if it is the same with other friends, I believe not and so wonder why. I know a friend will be there even if it is 20 yrs before the next word and I am here always have been nothing has separated you from my heart not even time trust me I went 28 before. Please don't disrespect my friendship even if you do not respect my feelings. I have tried to respect you and I so do I hope you see that, I just ask if you can't respect my feelings, please respect me as your friend. You know my heart, and what your friendship has meant to me, I so hope and pray! Just in case you wonder I am good other than it is getting super busy at work, hope you are good too, if you do see, i hope it was a good time for you I so really do and wish I could hear. take care I haven't expected anything from you and certainly don't now, except a true friendship from your heart. no matter what I have said in the past, it is all true and forever will be to my heart friendship or not. I am really trying to change my expectations I really am and it is hard. I am here for you I really am for anything with all my heart! In the event we speak again if I seem short to you please understand I am not trying to be mean I am trying to understand I want to talk to you and I have asked for understanding and patience from above and it will take patience and time for me. I miss my friend and I hope you will still be my friend even if time means years, I pray not, you are and will forever not be in my heart but the very beat of my heart every day that I live! You always have been and you will forever be friend or not!
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♥Iit, so true!. #friends, #friendship quotes, quotes
so true #friends #quote
Omgosh!! So true!! Yes, real friends are truthful friends, honest but not rude and certainly not hurtful.
You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole.
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Sorry for the cussing... BUT sometimes this is exactly how I feel- some people just push & push until they push you too far
Ahahaha!! Love this!
You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole. Sorry, but this really made me laugh #hilarious #funny #joke #humour #lol #rofl #funnypics #memes
This is my life!!!
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Ohh so true, especially now
Haha! I don't know why but I thought this was so funny!!
This doesn't happen often (thank God for others!) but when it does it ain't pretty
Yup, thats your problem.
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Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
I almost got you this for Christmas, Leslie :)
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my sister <3
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32 #Best #Sister #Quotes To Bring You Closer To Your Beloved Sister
My sister has a freakin' awesome sister. True story. Next Christmas Presents! :)
My sister's birthday present!
bitches be crazy.
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Haha so true! You can't cover up crazy.
So true! I hope my boys get this!!
Not Enough Makeup To Cover Up Crazy
Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy.
:) my boys will know this... True story!
Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car.
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@Megan Ward Ward Ward Crow
Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car. will skip for beer??
except my daughter signed us up to do the color run this week end and I am so excited! :-)
Now thats my kind of cardio!
Foam Run? Color Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs. In a car. Bahahaha!
Foam Run? Colour Run? Mud Run? I say we stick to Liquor Store Runs in a car *amen to this* | eCards
Monday morning coffee mug.
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LoL sorry, but I would love to drink out of this cup at the office
Perfect coffe mug to drink from at work
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Have a nice day coffe cup
This is how I drink my coffee DL and ohhhhhh look; a message for you at the bottom :-) "Have a nice day" lol
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Have A Nice Day Mug--- Gift Idea
I want to make my house cozy and hibernate with stacks of books....
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So true. I love the cold weather!
That is funny!
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Group projects in college... enough said!
Technically, “hidden in the ‘A’ holes,” but close enough. #semantics #funny #humor #jokes #puns #lulz
Can't stop laughing. So true
Omg so funny and so true..
And... apply this to the group work I've been having to do lately... so true!
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haha that's funny stuff
Thanks for constantly talking about me behind my back. Youre right where you belong, BEHIND ME.
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Biggest pet peeve but apparently every person I know does it
Amen amen amen
Pretty much! ;) Don't get it twisted sugar. I have ten times more class than you ever could. Funny thing is you would never say it to my face. ✋✌️
Yes so true!!
Hell Yah to all the Drama Queens!
My life currently
Mandy. Sarah. I know you've got my back lol
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When you are having a bad day good friends say feel better, best friends send videos of Channing Tatum! My BFF Ashley would so do this!!!
LOL sounds like my best friend
best friends ecard i made. When you are having a bad day good friends say feel better, best friends send videos of Channing Tatum... stripping. haha #bestfriends # best friends #besties #friends #channing #channingtatum #stripping #realfriends #truefriends #funny @jessica allen
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great quotes, posters and other funny stuff
That's a very good thing at times!
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And that is how every Friday feels
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Weekend off...How Friday feels. :)
Happy Friday Everyone!
I love this. Can I post this to Orrville High School? I am not a kid who fits in the box our schools created- but that does not by any means imply that I am stupid. I'm not. I just learn differently.
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Every child is different; this is why I love teaching so much #teaching #inspiration #school
Why aren't we taught this until college? I isn't learn my learning style and teaching style until I wet to college. If this is taught to people earlier, maybe they wouldn't struggle in school. Teachers need to be taught this and how to adapt to their students way of learning.
"If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn." - Ignacio Estrada -SO TRUE!-
If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. Brilliant teachers quote.
Inspirational Education Quote - and that is why I homeschool!
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I could use this quote everyday lol
Funny! I know way too many people I could say this to...
Some people are such babies sometimes! Suck it up buttercup
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This is for some people I know
Sweetie Im not laughing at your bad luck
This is awesome... and so true!!
my mom couldnt find my trumoet, but on the other hand we think it was stolen
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Nothing is really lost until Mom can't find it. True Story
This is what my kids know as truth. For I am mom, the finder of lost things.
Nothing is really lost until Mom can't find it. This is so true in our house!
Too funny! And so true. #true #truth #lost #mom
"Nothing is really lost, until your Mom can't find it." #quotes #mom
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Positive Inspirational Quotes: Go 24 hours without... I'll blow your mind. Visit Waverider @ http://www.waveridermp3.com #wisdom #brainwave #brainwave entrainment
The Little Things in Life: Today's Thought
Positive Inspirational Quotes: Go 24 hours without... Boy this is going to be a tough thing for me to do but im gonna try lol
You can't live a positive life with a negative mind! Go 24 hours without complaining (not even about the weather)... Then watch how your life starts changing!
Go 24 hours without complaining. (Not even once.) Then watch how your life starts changing! Challenge accepted by Paul 5/12/14 will update
Customized Graduation Sign: "My Wish" Customized Graduation Sign: "My Wish" These single canvas paintings are a perfect gift for any recent high school graduate who is moving on to college. Quotes, colors, and embellishments are all customizable. Anything is possible!
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Customized Graduation Sign: "My Wish" .. Rascal Flatts though...
Love this song for a graduation party slideshow!
My Wish- Rascal Flatts Lyrics Custom Canvas by CustomizedByCristina on Etsy
My Wish Lyrics Custom Canvas by CustomizedByCristina on Etsy Grad Party
My Wish Lyrics canvas - graduation ideas for Dayna ???
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If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles (or beer bottles) instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.
or beer cans and cigarette packs....either way should get the attention of the right people...
My friends drink wine not milk :)
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Or on vodka bottles...
Beautifully way to explain Santa :)
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Santa// Letter explaining Santa to big kids. For the future....
Explaining Santa- I really, really love this. Will have to remember this for my kids one day. (:
Explaining Santa to your kids. Great idea for the future!
Sweet note to tell a curious kid the truth about Santa. Love these parents explanation! I will have to remember this one day
Explaining santa, one day. I'm sure we'll make some changes to teach our children more about the true meaning if Christmas, but I like the take on Santa helping kids learn to believe in what they can't see.
I like that solution.