Today, I will be classy and elegant... Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

Today, I will be classy and elegant... Or, I will spill food on my shirt and trip over things.

People: wow your family is so nice  Me: fools. You know nothing of the dark side

People: wow your family is so nice Me: fools. You know nothing of the dark side

Instead of sick days, they should be called 'I hate my job and would rather be dead than go in today' days.

Instead of sick days, they should be called 'I hate my job and would rather be dead than go in today' days.

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