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Funny Weekend Ecard: It means so much to me that whenever I need to go out, get trashed and talk shit about people, you're always there for me.

Funny Weekend Ecard: When Im dead, I want people to remember me by starting off each sentence with 'She was the craziest bitch I knew, this one time....'

Classy ladies sip on their wine... But ain't nobody got time for that!