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    John Cleese - "For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard [...] God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified and praised. You know, flattered [...] I really did expect a golden haze to descend gently on my shoulders. Eventually, I switched out of disappointment to atheism."

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    • Steve ~ Saved by God's Grace

      JOHN CLEESE - "For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard [...] God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified and praised. You know, flattered [...] I really did expect a golden haze to descend gently on my shoulders. Eventually, I switched out of disappointment to atheism."

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      John Cleese - A FAT JOHN CLEESE!!!!!!!!!! jolly and flips to evil easily

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      John Cleese. Humor is so sexy.

    • Shanae Player

      John Cleese-atheist

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