if you wake me up two minutes before my alarm goes off, prepare to be verbally slapped in the face
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If you wake me up two minutes before my alarm goes off, prepare to be verbally slapped in the face....or physically slapped in the face.
Never seen anything on pinterest that describes my life more than this!
Just ask my husband who insists on doing this frequently...grrr!
I hate being woken up before my alarm clock goes off!
or literally slapped in the face..
you dont mess with my sleep!!
My husband and my sister
Alarm clock for a reason
It's true! Can't sleep all damn night and never more tired than when it's time to get up!
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Haha, so true. Especially right now.
Folgers got it wrong. #Ecards
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No whining! #ecards
Haha, so true.
When someone wakes me up…
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Pallas's cat (Otocolobus manul), also called the manul, is a small wild cat having a broad but patchy distribution in the grasslands and montane steppe of Central Asia. The species is negatively impacted by habitat degradation, prey base decline, and hunting, and has therefore been classified as Near Threatened by IUCN since 2002
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The Pallas's cat, also called manul, is a small wild cat with a broad but fragmented distribution in the grasslands and montane steppes of Central Asia
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What'll it be Matey? Pallas's Cat (Otocolobus manul), or Manul with an attitude.
Haha so true!
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Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The five stages of waking up. bahahaha so true :)
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The five stages of waking up. ~ Fibromyalgia. We need a laugh too.
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance...
Yep! Mondays ...
So true :D
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That awkward moment when you are yelling at someone and you mess up a word. And it ruins the seriousness..
Teenager+Post+Awkward+Moments | Awkward..... | Teenager post<-- my dad was mad because my brother and I wouldn't be serious at the table so he as yelling at us and he said"...and there you sit with a grin in your ear..." instead of on your face. it was soooo funny!
if they start laughing or giggling whatever you do don't stop talking if anything start yelling at them for others things they've done or will do...... make yourself not look like a joke....
story of my life... or you mess up saying something funny and its no longer funny anymore.
So true when u do that with my friends I mess up the word and we all start laughing 😂😂
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That awkward moment when you are yelling at someone, and you mess up a word.
#haha #sotrue #humor
yep, this is me!!
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really.. my wallet is busting at the seams with receipts.
Should I repin under "funny stuff" or "true"?????
Haha... It's a bad habit, but a fun one!!
Truest thing I've seen in a while
Yep...its Christmas time!
Too funny but true!!!!!
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And then mentally countdown the days until I can sleep in next and it slightly energizes/motivates me to get over it.: Giggle, Truth, Feel Waking, Funny Picture, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Mornings
I think I said this exact thing today. (Sadly, my alarm clock would read 5:30, not 6:30. What does someone who gets to wake up at 6:30 have to complain about anyway?)
every..single..morning.. (and look at that alarm clock---that's what time I get up!)
How I feel waking up... But... I just got up yesterday.
How I feel waking up... --My life
How I feel waking up - so true...
How I feel waking up...
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And men just need to accept this simple fact haha be warned!
Truth. So me yes i agree. me too
Lord, aint that the truth! LOL
;) aint that the truth
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Funny Workplace Ecard: Why is 'patience' a virtue? Why can't 'hurry the fuck up' be a virtue?
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'Why is patience a virtue?...' Why can`t "hurry the fuck up" be a virtue?
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excuse the french...but this made me giggle
Ha-ha story of my life thoughts exactly
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Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions. #worklife #truth #cantfixstupid #baddecisions
Haha, my honeyhoney says if you step in s**t, it's gonna get on your shoe. He says his bad decisions are like scrapping it off your shoe.Right, some people like to cast their evil decisions as meaningful life moments.
Some people have been offended as I have told them this - well I used a different word than stupid but I don't sugarcoat that it was their bad decision that got them into trouble. I have made too many bad decisions to tiptoe around now. (Patty)
THIS! There are some people that spit out the line, "Everything happens for a reason," like poison when something bad happens as if there was nothing they could've done. Sometimes, things happen because you're a moron! Sometimes, you were the dumbass that didn't put in the effort to pass the test, or maintain your friends, or have a happy relationship. You made bad decisions, take responsibility for it.
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Sometimes the truth hurts. Haha!
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E-cards are the funniest
Yep! About every 13 days : )
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I have never seen one so freaking true!!!! Story of my life.
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haha so true
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Nope. I totally do this.
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If I fall asleep now, I get 6 hours... Ok, if I fall asleep now, I get 5 hours... and so on. Story of my life! true story!!
I thought I was the only one who did this...Every single night.
true story. every time. i thought it was just a mom thing.
Really is a true story every night... I need my sleep!
Lee Ila always laughed about how I counted hours!
Every single night of my life!!!
This is so true on night shift!
So true Every single night!
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Afraid to check on them and afraid not to...yes this is my life lol
Yes this seriously happens to me ALL the time :-/
Lol!! So true....happens all the time
playing quietly in her crib....
Omg... this is SO funny.
Happens all the time!
Ha!!!! My life!
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Amen brotha... also telling me to calm down when i'm actually quite calm..
I think the cat would be easier to reason with in the heat of the moment.
Yeah...just go and baptize the cat!
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My husband should know this
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Good ole truth.
baptizing a cat
its a shame
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@Shayla Martin. (: Love you bestfriend!!!
my bestfriends && i all day every day! ;)
this is so me and my bestfriend.
Hah, me and my bestfriend.. ;D
haha pretty much. #bestfriends
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Me and my bestfriend haha!
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for my bestfriend