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I always worry about the safety of my children. Especially the daughter (or in my case.my son) who is talking back to me right now.

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

This is so my children! Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

A bit of medical humor...

I'd have more respect for them if they said, "hey I really like them and I ate them all too soon.

I cry when I'm angry, because my muscles are straining themselves to not reach over and slap the stupid off your face.

I cry when I'm extremely angry, because my muscles are straining themselves to not reach over and slap the stupid off your face. also because "prison orange is NOT my color". If you make me mad enough that I start crying. RUN!

People really are this dumb these days!

Puppets, and specifically GREEN crayons. And even if I had them- you still wouldn't get it.

Dear Mother-In-Law, I don't need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement!

Funny Family Ecard: Dear Mother-In-Law, I don't need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement! I love my mother in law, but I couldn't pass this up--LOL

Welcome to being a parent of a teenager. Prepare for a large amount of eye rolling, emotional outbursts, & thoughts of running away. And thats just the parents.

So true! Funny Encouragement Ecard: Welcome to being a parent of a teenager. Prepare for a large amount of eye rolling, emotional outbursts, & thoughts of running away. And thats just the parents.

and FYI she doesn't clock back in before 7am - so doncha bother gettin' oughta bed with nightmares and such cause momma's sleepin'

Your loving and patient mother clocks off at I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and "I've had enough!totally me

Seriously pisses me off when people do this!

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

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Yeah, I'll take the no kids. Thanks. With Kids VS Without Kids: Eating Breakfast

Free, Flirting Ecard: Making a new mint flavored birth control pill that you take right before sex. I am calling them 'Predickamints.

someone has finally addressed the ridiculousness of those ads! i've been thinking this for ages!

Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now. I tried it once but now I know to never do that again!

Lol

"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

She said, 'That's a lot of money to spend on a purse!' It was then that I knew we could never be friends.

bwahahahhaaaa LOVE THIS:) Not too many people understand my Coach purse addiction!