This is so my children! Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.
I cry when I'm extremely angry, because my muscles are straining themselves to not reach over and slap the stupid off your face. also because "prison orange is NOT my color". If you make me mad enough that I start crying. RUN!
Funny Family Ecard: Dear Mother-In-Law, I don't need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement! I love my mother in law, but I couldn't pass this up--LOL