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Funny Breakup Ecard: It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

So true about people at this school....thus I eat alone, a lot! Which doesnt bother me really at all...lol

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

Let's just leave this right here....

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

Seriously

Clean laundry is hung on a clothesline. You would have to replace clothesline with hamper. And that's not funny.

Yeap. Sorry not sorry.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

Communication is a skill to be learned  www.Heal.Energy

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

Um.

Funny Independence Day Ecard: I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom.until they're flashing behind you.

lol!!! Oh man... lol!

Blame everyone else but the real person who's at fault. That will work.

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

Un-Inspirational Sayings...

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

Yep!  I hate that "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" quote...those people are delusional from hunger!  :)

and not just about chocolate - but tortilla chips, cheese, bread, etc. Actually, chocolate tastes better than skinny feels.

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