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There are some things better left unsaid; but you can bet your sweet ass I am going to say them anyway.
There are some things better left unsaid... (so true)
speak my mind :)
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom.
I take comfort in knowing that people younger than me look older than me.
LOL THIS IS SO ME OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING THAT SCREAMS MY NAME MORE LOLOL
Yeah, you could say that. :)
I wish there was a rollover plan for childhood naps I refused.
How is it I can start out the day as Mary Poppins, only to end the day as Cruella Deville?
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
When my family sees me wearing something other than yoga pants they ask why I'm so dressed up. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
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Let's not make this more complicated than it has to be. If you don't want to be called out on your shit, don't act shitty.