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Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

I hate it when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for. Like happiness and perfect abs.

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

Honestly...no thank you for letting me watch you constantly text as we hang out. i would hate to bore you with my company.

This shit pisses me off! Texting and being on the phone is supposed to keep you connected but IM HERE AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! How does whoever is texting you deserve your time more than me? I have a friend that does this ALL the time!

I am highly educated and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG.

Funny Confession Ecard: I realize that I am highly educated and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG. lol so true

Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friends Hit like if you love Jesus post. I really do like you.

Funny Apology Ecard: Dear Jesus, forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's 'Hit like if you love Jesus' post.

I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

You don't know me.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: screw you recommended serving size.

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

I'm 500% done with today and about 35% done with tomorrow. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I'm done with today and about done with tomorrow. SO glad this week is over at work. Hopefully next week won't suck as much

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humor.

We should probably get therapy for all of these issues we conceal with humour. , just sayin.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Google Spell Check  Do this ALL the time!

SomeEcards are the best way of conveying all the terrible internal thoughts that can't be shared with the world -- the most hilarious SomeEcards ever!

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

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