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Where in the employee handbook is the policy coming in late means leaving early but we still get paid for 8 hrs? I've spent all day looking & can't find it anywhere

We look like we're being productive, but really, we're just talking shit about co-workers and how drunk we got this weekend. pretty much my day everyday.

I will always discipline my children...

Do Americans really want to beat their kids? Once upon a time, Mommies & Daddies could beat their kid's asses so they learned to respect others. But these days they can't and that's why so many people suck. The End.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

I just realized that way too many of my conversations begin with, 'So I saw this thing on Pinterest...'

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I just realized that way too many of my conversations begin with,

Uh oh, entering pet peeve territory - People who think they know me based on what they assume.   Please quickly reveal all of your assumptions about me now so I can see just what level dumbass I'm dealing with.

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

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